The Netherlands – Een land, twee kamers, drie pils

Beer, EU, Netherlands

Name of beers: Grolsch Premium Pilsner; Brand Pilsner; Kompaan Kameraad

Beer descriptions:  All of them are 5% pilsners

Dutch word for beer: bier

Date joined the EU: Founding member

Have I visited? Yes


The country

So we have arrived at the final founding member – the Netherlands. Out of all of Belgium’s neighbours, it is the country that I don’t yet feel I have seen enough of. Asides from Amsterdam, I have only visited Maastricht, where I partied like it was 1992, and Breda, which was celebrating its annual redhead day at the time. I felt slightly out of place. I am keen to see a lot more of the Netherlands, with Rotterdam and The Hague both featuring highly on my admittedly long railtrip to-do list.

As a Yorkshirewoman, I appreciate Dutch directness. You certainly know where you stand with a Dutch person. Sometimes literally. On a crowded street in Breda, an elderly resident whose personal space I was apparently invading, calmly said to me: “I don’t like you standing there.” Fair enough.

The Parliament

The Dutch Parliament is bicameral and is called the Staten-Generaal der Nederlander – the States General of the Netherlands. I love the feudalistic nomenclature. And the word nomenclature. Fun parliamentary nomenclature fact: Staten Island is named after the Dutch Parliament. I learnt this from last week’s University Challenge.


Binnenhof, The Hague

The Staten-Generaal meets in The Hague, the seat of the Dutch Government. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think this is the only EU Parliament not based in the country’s national capital. And I want no arguments about the European Parliament and Strasbourg, thank you very much.

The upper house is called the Eerste Kamer, or the Senate in English. It has 75 Members chosen by the Dutch provincial parliaments every four years. The more powerful and politically significant Tweede Kamer, or the House of Representatives, consists of 150 directly elected Members. Both chambers meet separately (apart from once a year for the monarch’s annual address), but within the same building complex: the Binnenhof. The Dutch Parliament has met at the Binnenhof for an impressive 431 years.

The beer

For this tasting, Gareth and I were joined by my friend and former parliamentary colleague, Thomas. We had three Dutch beers to get through, none of them Heineken, but all of them 5% pilsners. Despite this lack of diversity on the face of it, each beer definitely had a distinct character.


First up was one of the big guns: Grolsch Premium Pilsner. It has a bubbly golden appearance and a pleasant malty aroma. I found the carbonation a little too high, with the sharpness masking the beer’s flavour. Overall, we liked it, describing it as “nicer than Heineken”, which is praise enough if you ask me.


Next on the menu was Brand Pilsner. Brand is the oldest brewery in the Netherlands, brewing beer in the south-western province of Limburg since 1340. The Brand brand was taken over by – surprise surprise – Heineken in the 1980s, but it is still brewed solely in Limburg and its bottles bear no reference to its conglomerate owner.

When poured, we all agreed that the beer was the colour of apple juice and smelt like a classic pilsner, albeit slightly sweeter. However, the taste divided us. I felt it was too flavoursome to accompany food, but not interesting enough as a standalone drink. Thomas was more of a fan, describing it as drinkable with a delicate, fresh flavour. Gareth was perturbed: “I can’t work it out. The more I taste it, the stranger it becomes.”


Moving swiftly on, the final beer was Kameraad from Kompaan – a craft brewery based in The Hague. As soon as it hit our glasses, we immediately and unanimously made the same observation: this beer smelt of weed. Genuinely. Not smelt “a bit like” weed or with weedy notes, but full-on cannabis.

After we got over that surprise, the taste was much more conventional for a pilsner. There is a strong initial burst of flavour, but this quickly disappears and is replaced by a bitter, almost smoky aftertaste. So much so that Thomas observed that it felt like he had smoked a cigarette. Gareth remarked that he felt slightly high, but then again, I’ve heard him say something similar about his hemp hand lotion.

Overall, a pleasant trio of pilsners, each with their own unique, and sometimes delightfully Dutch, twist.


2 thoughts on “The Netherlands – Een land, twee kamers, drie pils

  1. I have never come across a review of a parliamentary system AND beer before.
    BTW it’s Staten Generaal der NederlandeN.
    The reason they are called Staten Generaal is to distinguish them from the Staten of the various provinces, e.g. Staten van Holland.
    Before the 80-years war, the Staten Generaal met at the bidding of the Holy Roman Emperor and at the place he happened to be at the time, which could be virtually anywhere within the empire, i.e. the whole of Western Europe except France. In France the États Généraux usually met in Paris, except during the Hundred Years War, perhaps.
    I think the emperors and the French kings preferred wine over beer on the whole.


    1. Thanks for the comment – it’s very interesting to learn more about the name, as well as about Dutch grammar of course 🙂 Hope you enjoy the blog.


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